Yes, I have one, especially after a few drinks. Now you know why I have it posted on my site that a couple glasses of wine is it for me. Any more than that and that cute Midwestern accept becomes a little too southern, and I get a little silly. As you may have read in a previous blog about hatemail, I sometimes let the potty mouth rip through.

This happened to me today once again minus the wine. It was a case of my temper combined with hormones(those dreadful bastards!). A tech support professional got the brunt end of it and after my little rant, I felt bad for him…almost. What had happened was I was explaining an error I received when trying to install the software I had purchased. He says, “Are you sure?” and I won’t tell you what I said but it wasn’t nice. Don’t you hate when tech support people act all snarky? I guess he won’t do that to me again, HA!

I think I might chop it all off one day. I might go for a bob, ot even shave it. That’s right. I’m getting to that point again where I’m just annoyed with my long locks. As it dares to reach past my bra strap(if I was wearing on) and sit on my ass if I tilt my head back(I tried in vain for the spelling of highney but my dictionary was of no help)

Its not the care that bothers me its that I tend to roll it up in the window, or lean on it, get it stuck in odd places. Even my dogs sit on it and it gets pulled. Its not pain, but annoyance. I may have to cut it off, or go for something new. I almost went blond once without realizing it, there’s another fun option.
May have to go with some layers…

Sometimes my Midwestern charm gets me into trouble. I adore my clients and they know it. Heck, they can tell I enjoy them without me even saying a word. I look at each rendezvous as a once in a lifetime experience. I may never get to see this person ever again, so I try my best to make it the best I can make it:)

The trouble with that is some people don’t see the arrangement as temporary or forget the limitations of our relationship. It really makes me sad when this happens because it changes the nature of things. It makes me worry because now there are feelings floating around that may not be mutual. My job is to make them smile, entice them, let them be themselves and reveal parts about them they may not even realize are there. I get to be MS. Right Now, but I’m sometimes mistaken for Ms. Right.

Many times, the relationship may run its course as companion and client, and that is completely understandable and a good thing. Its not a good thing when one person lets themselves go to far into the fantasy. I can usually tell when this happens but not always. Sometimes I wonder why I haven’t seen a particular client only to find that they had an emotional reaction that they did not expect and decided it was better if they did not see me.

Like I said, I adore my clients, but I do not love them. I will not marry a client, or date one outside of the boundaries set forth in this different sort of business arrangement. Do I fantasize and let my mind wander a little? Of course! Some of my clients are some of the most amazing people I have ever met! I relish the time I have with them and think naughty thoughts about them periodically, but I don’t love them. I keep my emotions in check by knowing the the most I can have with them is a great friendship and naughty fun.

That being said it is a good reminder that that special companion is just that, a special companion. Yes, people have feelings and emotions don’t run logically. Please remember to cherish your favorites and not put them in a position where they may not want to see you again, and for heaven’s sake, don’t email and call her everyday. That’s just creepy!

Traveling and being home can be very different. I created this Tour FAQ so that I could answer some questions that I am asked very frequently when traveling and touring.

Some of my answers are a little snippy but they are for a reason. I discourage lines of questioning that could endanger my safety, the safety of others, or make me feel uncomfortable.

I don’t feel comfortable carrying cash, can I prepay our time together?
Of course, just contact at least 2 weeks before our appt to prepay and I will give you the payment address so you can send a cashier’s check or money order. I do not accept personal checks.

What forms of payment do you accept?
Unless you have prepaid with a cashier’s check or money order, I accept cash only. I do not accept trades, personal checks, checks of any kind in person or credit cards.

Can I see you for 1 hour at my hotel?
I prefer my 1 hour appts to be in my own hotel when I am traveling. Due to my shooting schedule, it is just easier if you come to me.

I am interested in you and a friend of yours, can you arrange a doubles appt?
I can arrange doubles appts for established clients only.

Are you available now?
No, I’m sorry but you must book in advance. Most of the time, my tours are completely booked before I even arrive. Unless you are an established client, I am not available on short notice and contrary to popular belief, I am not sitting by the phone with heels and lipstick on.

Do you have reviews?
I would rather not have reviews written and our time kept private. Please be discreet and respect my privacy as you would expect me to respect yours. I have removed most of my reviews due to inaccurate info and outright lies. There are some reviews out there but if you believe those then I have some ocean-front property in Utah I would live to sell you. If you need reviews in order to see a lady then I am not the companion for you nor will I describe any activities.

I saw this written somewhere and it just hit home. Beware Hardcore Hobbiests: This one may get your panties in a bind

If you must have reviews in order to decide to see me, I must decline on the basis of maturity. You see, I am only interested in respectful grown ups that want to enjoy my time, not boys looking to use a series of letters to describe a night in with me. Sorry, but I gave up secret codes in grade school. I think you should too.

Yes, that about sums it up:)

Can I request a certain outfit?
Yes, but you must request it before I travel to your city or purchase and bring an outfit with you for me to wear. I do not always have time to run out and shop, especially in a city I may not be familiar with. No, I will not wear a school girl outfit or cheerleader outfit for you, I’m too old to wear them.

I am early, can you see me now?
No, I can only see you for your scheduled time. If you show up early, you will just have to wait.

Can I extend our appt?
Unfortunately, I plan so much into the time that I am traveling with interviews, photoshoots, clients, and just the regular day to day business needs my company has, I am not usually able to extend our time together. If you think you may want to extend, go ahead and book the full amount of time. I promise you won’t be sorry that you did.

I don’t feel comfortable giving you screening info, can you make an exception?
I will not be able to see you without screening info. Period. My safety is of the utmost importance.

Are you traveling with someone?
That’s none of your business, are you planning to hurt me? Then, why do you care?

I would love to show you the city before our appt. Would you do me the honor?
Sure, you may schedule as much time as you like given I still have that time in my calendar. I accept long appts while on tour as well as shorter ones:) Meaning that, I do not entertain clients outside of the client/companion lines. That may give the other person the wrong impression, and I am compensated for my time and companionship. If you are looking for a date, as in regular date, please look elsewhere.

Aren’t you too tired from traveling to entertain?
I am very skilled at not only knowing myself, my sleep schedule and my schedule in general, that I do not plan appts when I know I am going to be tired. I also only schedule a certain number of appts so that I am still happy and at 100% when I meet each client. How many? A lady never tells!

I had finally had it with technology. I almost threw it as my temper dictated but held off at the last second. I can donate it instead. That, along with the other one, with the cell phones that are laying around the house. There is a program that takes the donated cell phones and refurbishes them. After they are refurbished, they sell them, and the profits go to buying phone cards for the troops to all home to their families. Now I don’t feel so bad about that hunk of junk, its going to a good cause:)

Donate your old cell phones